Fucking Fireworks

I am so effing done with effing fireworks. My dogs are freaking out, I have headphones on and had no clue there were fireworks.
Why do we blow shit up to celebrate having to blow people and shit up, traumatizing the folks who had to blow the shit up in the first place AND probably had friends blown up?
It is time to re-evaluate this. Replace fireworks with kick ass laser show and free beer. Net gain.

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